Oh, you may think that shirt says, "player on patrol" or "come get lucky in Kentucky" but what it really says is "I'm a gigantic douche." You may be thinking "hey, those vintagey shirts are funny, not to mention the chicks love them." That vintagey shit was cool and ironic 5 years ago, when it was actually a vintage shirt. Now you have to go and drop $35 for a faux old shirt with the oh so funny "sexy time" written on it. That horrible movie came out last year and your shirt looks like it's from 1974. Oh yeah, you're a big Doobie Brothers fan? That's why you have there tour shirt from 14 years before you were born. I bet that concert was so wicked sweet wasn't it? For every hilarious "meh." there's 3 horrible "i'm wearing camouflage, you can't see me" and ten ugly chicks wearing the self appointed "hottie". I can see your fat rolls, you’re not a hottie. I think I'll actually decide for myself who is a hottie. Take your beer bong and your "more cowbell" t-shirt and be on your way.
And Hawaiian shirt guy. Don't even get me started on you...
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See? This is exactly why I wear my "Save a Horse--Ride a Cowboy" shirt six days a week.
Does anyone know where I can get some tickets to the Motley Crue show at McNichols Arena in 1989? Dying to get a shirt.
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