Pre-order your GREENglove today.

In an effort to decrease the carbon footprint of the average fossil fuel burning motor carriage, ECOsignal has introduced a revolution in turn signal technology. The GREENglove made by the environmentally friendly turn signal company ECOsignal offers an easy, affordable way to decrease the carbon footprint of your automobile.

The GREENglove is designed to be mounted just below, or directly in the driver side window of any car. The apparatus protrudes from the side of the auto, and allows the driver to slide his or her hand out the window (or just below it), into the mitt, and use the traditional arm signals whenever one needs to turn, slow down, or change lanes.

The do it yourself kit comes with:

9.5cm hole-saw.
mounting ring and hardware.
silicone sealant.
one left handed GREENglove.
3 latex repair patches.


Here is was what some satified customers had to say...

Harold Schumacher of Emmet County, Michigan said,

"I can't believe I didn't think of this years ago. I've been rolling down my window, signaling turns, then rolling the window back up for 5 years now, and you want to hear the really bad part? Here it comes... I don't have power windows, can you even believe that?"

Cynthia Firth of Tappshannock, Virginia wrote,

"I felt so wasteful flashing lights all over just to tell people where I was going, with the advancements that ECOsignal has made in the world of green turn signals, I don't feel bad driving my Excursion around town, even if I am alone!"

Maximilian Jenkins of Klamath Falls, Oregon said,

"I'm proud to say that I removed and recycled the bulbs, wire, and plastic from my turn signals, brake lights, and heated rear view mirrors. I don't need signals anymore, not now that the GREENglove has replaced the need for all this electrical garbage. I'll never get another DUI from a burnt out turn signal, plus think of how much energy I'm saving. I know the glove does nothing for the heated mirrors, but they weren't working anymore, and I couldn't afford to fix them."

The GREENglove sells for $295.99 or 200.00 Euro for the British model that comes with a right hand glove and this "My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter" bumper sticker.


ECOsignal is proud to lead the way in green turn signaling and looks forward to unveiling their new keyless entry retro-fit for newer cars with energy wasting, environment ruining, terror funding keyless entry remotes.

Ten Things You Need to Know About Me

You probably think that you know me, but the truth is that you will never really know me until you know these ten things.

1. I love bean dip but I also understand that it is a sham. You can buy a can of bean dip or you can buy a can of refried beans, they’re essentially the same thing. The bean dip will cost you about three bucks, or you can get twice as much if you go with the refried beans and it’ll cost you $1.89. I do understand that the bean dip comes with that little plastic lid so you can reseal it, but it’s not like I’m not eating the entire can in one sitting anyway. It’s a sham.


2. Every night I listen to Gary Wright’s “Dream Weaver” right before I go to bed—I can’t sleep without it. I also feel that listening to this song is much more effective in warding-off nightmares than using a dream catcher. I’ve argued with many a Chippewa about this matter.

3. I own St. John’s Bay clothing—two shirts. I don’t know where I got them—gifts probably—but I’ve had them for awhile. The tags on my shirts say “Authentic St. John’s Bay.” I am proud of this. I laugh when I hear others having this conversation:

“Hey man, nice shirt.”

"Thanks, it’s St. John’s Bay.”

"Whoa—authentic St. John’s Bay?”

“I wish! Do I look like I can afford $12.99 for a plaid button-down shirt? In fact, I can’t afford any clothing that they sell at JC Penney. I got this shirt in Mexico for four bucks—it’s not authentic but it’s the best I can do.”

4. I strongly believe that you have to watch “The Wonder Years” whenever it comes on TV. “Groundhog Day” too. Oh, and “Over the Top.” Also anything with Candance Cameron. And “Bonanza” is on this list, naturally. I don’t care if you have a dentist appointment…

5. If you refer to “Alvin and the Chipmunks” as “Alvin and the Chickmunks” we can never be friends. If you follow by claiming that “it was actually a pretty good movie,” then it is really over. So take that, fat girl I saw at Target: we can never be friends.

6. I never wanted to be the guy for whom the college years were the best time of my life. I’m afraid things may be shaping out that way. But those were some of the chuch-est times I’ve ever had. Now I try to trick myself into feeling content with material things. On an unrelated note, I am looking for love-sac owned by a former Rockies catcher—I know I will be forever happy if I have one. Otherwise I will have to settle for a Ronald Joseph Karkovice game-worn warm-up jacket—which will make me happy, just not as happy.

7. I really can’t decide whether or not Minnie Driver is hot. She is fairly attractive in “Good Will Hunting.” But not so much in “Sleepers.” I just don’t know. Will someone please just tell me so I can move on with my life? I know this isn't funny.

8. Once I shot 2,567 pounds of food, but was only able to carry 62 pounds back to my wagon.

9. I never thought it was remotely funny or clever the way they would hide the bottom half of the neighbor’s face on “Home Improvement.” I also hated when people referred to this show as “Tool Time.”

“Hey man, did you catch ‘Tool Time’ last night?”

“Um, the show is called ‘Home Improvement’—‘Tool Time’ is a show within the show.”

And all of the sudden I’m arguing about a program I don’t even like.

10. I hate it when you’re not around—and the fact that you didn’t call—but mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you—not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.